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Sexy mom ordered pizza, but the pizza boy arrived too fast and she didn’t have time to dress after the shower. His dick gets hard right away when he sees her tits through the throw open bathrobe. He offers a discount for a blow job and the lustful mom invites him in.
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When she came into McDonalds she saw a hot boy who greeted her with a smile. She took her order, sat behind him and by the time she regained her senses he was ass fucking her in the McD’s toilet. He had a big dick and strong desire to make her scream. She was all for it!
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The poor guy did not even dream of being a rape victim that night. Everything went well and the sky was clear with big moon. He came up to his car on the parking place and suddenly heard a woman shouting “Don’t you fucking move!” he turned around and saw a gun in her hands. “I will not…” he said in calm voice. “I need your pants! Take them off now!” “Wow, I did not expect that “. He was looking at the babe with a gun and a thought ran through his mind “There is nothing better than naked woman with a gun”, - he smiled.
- “What the fuck’s wrong with you? Do it now or I’ll shoot your leg!” “You will miss”, he smiled but started to unbutton his pants. He saw another lady coming up and thought “Savior”.
She seemed nice. Blond hair, fine breasts, long legs. Oh those legs! He liked the way she walked. and he was suddenly thinking of bad thoughts. He liked the idea of something nasty that evening. He was distracted by the new character from this unpleasant show and tried to imagine her topless . His dreams were disturbed by the feeling of something growing in his pants…and ooops he had no pants on.
- Did I miss anything? – asked the new girl, “Holly fuck”, - thought the guy
- Not really, but you are late!, - said the robber girl turning to the guy, - Now what the fuck is that?! –she suddenly continued and pointed with the gun at the guy’s underwear. You could easily see that his dick was up, and it was a pretty big dick.
- Wow, I like that, - said the newcomer and smiled, - Horny under the gun! Its like a title for a porno movie.
The guy seemed to be embarrassed but he kept staring at the newcomer in a mild way. He seemed to not even care being under the gun. He kept on smiling and it irritated the girl with the gun
- Why in the world are you smiling?
- You know, - he said, - you misbehave here with the gun and stuff , so I thought why should I behave?
He smiled even more now.
- I want this lovely lady to do me a blow job and I’ll give you the money then. Otherwise…oh, what the hell, no other conditions!
He took the wallet out of his pants which were on the floor. I have got here 421$ and 55c.
- They are all yours for a blowjob.
It was clear that they did not expect that.
- If you shoot me, then I would like to die because of this obscenity.
- Are you in your fucking mind? – shouted the first one? – I am the oine with a gun here!
- And I am the one with the money here! Come on, ladies, I was not the one who started this!
The blond interrupted
- Okay. But you keep him under the gun if he likes it sooo much.
- Yes! Justice triumph!, - said the guy watching the blond coming up to him.
He put his hand in his pants and jerked a couple of times. She came up, sat down and rubbed his dick through the pants. It was very firm. She looked at him
- Ready and willing!
She took off his trunks and saw a big firm dick rising in front of her face
- Oh yeah! Free the beast!, - he yelled
- Oh shut up, lover boy!
The blond takes his cock with a hand and licks it. She liked the smell of desire. She plays with his balls with her other hand wringing and pulling them. He moans with delight. Then he puts his hands on her head and moves his dick in and out of her mouth. She can’t move her head and he moves his cock deeper and peeper each time. She holds him by the ass and licks his dick in her mouth while it is moving. The blond compresses her lips a bit and obstructs the dick enter her mouth, the guy pushes harder. It continues for a while, both like the action and do what they can to please each other. then she stops, takes off her blouse and her bra. He feels strong desire to fuck her really hard. She takes his dick in between her tits and starts rubbing his hard boner, licking it when it peeps out of her gorgeous breasts. He moves faster and she feels he’s going to cum, she takes his dick with her hands and starts to jerk off fast and hard, finally he cums on her face, his cum dripples down her neck on her tits. She continues to jerk till the last portion of cum shows up on the head of his dick. She licks it, sucks the head delicately, then smiles.
- I guess we earned now. Give it to me.
- Sure you did. Here you are. Come again.
- Oh, stop that crap, you pervert, - said the first one.
- A bit maybe. We all are 
He pulls his pants on.
- thank you for the lovely evening, ladies. Good luck and all the best!
- Yeah, you too, said the blond.
He got into his car and drove away. The girls went to look for another victim.
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Bump от проходившего мимо
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Lola came to the beach and was stunned by the crowd of people fighting for a spot under the sun. It did not look like the vacation she was dreaming of. Looking around for a place to stay she decided to move closer to the end of the beach with huge rocks and cliffs which did not fit in the paradise scene but were quite okay in comparison to the crowded beach she’s been walking away from. Coming closer to the cliffs she noticed that the waves were creating pleasant noise when splashing against the rocks and it was fun.
It was in the last ten feet that she had to cover when a young man suddenly stood up on his feet out of nowhere. He stood behind the wall of low rocks and stones. It was a live gift from the heavens with goggles on his forehead, something in his hands and nothing at all on his whole body. Lola stood there blushing with nipples getting harder as her gaze was stuck on that boner. The boy noticed her, gave her a pleasant smile and said “Hi”. Lola had never been this excited to hear a simple “hi”. The boy turned around pointing at something for Lola. She knew he was saying something and that this something was meant for her but she could not get herself together especially now that he’s turned his back partially and revealed the firm buttocks. “What a tremendous bad ass” – she thought and walked closer smiling to see what he was pointing at.
She tried to resist the nasty thoughts in her pretty head on the way to the naked fellow but once she came close enough to feel his breath the hope was gone. Her tits were giving her away and they both knew that. By the time she gave that dick of his another look it had changed a lot and was nothing what it looked like. From a small hanging toy it turned into a big hard tool that she could not deny herself to make use of.
- Oysters…big ones here…
- The fuck with them, - said Lola and pressed her fine breasts against his chest giving his hot lips a wet kiss.
She felt his cock as it pulsated against her bottom and wished to give it some proper sucking. His lips were as fucking tasty as the sweetest cherrypie she’s ever tasted. She was kinky as hell and was ready to fuck the hell out of that nude stranger from the beach she came to. Her lover boy never hesitated to enjoy the fresh feminine flesh. The warmth of her body excited every inch of his manly stature and he wanted to nail that sexy blonde right here and right now. Kissing her neck he took of the bra and landed the pretty one on top of a flat stone nearby to have a better view of her gorgeous boobs. She blushed and invited him in with a slutty gesture of her leg. The stone was just as high to let him kiss her breasts without kneeling and boy she was jamming that head hard against her tits. She was feeding her melons to the hungry fellow and never wanted to let him go. Biting nipples and jamming the milky melons he was aiming for the bottom trying to reach the bloody panties and rip’em off the smoken hot ass of the chick. He was just one move away trying to sneak them from under her booty as she sat on them and yes it happened. She leaned back and smiled as he was pulling down the panties off her fascinating long legs. Holding legs apart the stud kneeled and moved closer to the love scent spreading fuck hole of his sudden sex mate and gave it a good lick with the tip of the tongue. Lola moaned and he knew he was doing it right. With two of his fingers fucking the girl he never stopped teasing the clit of the slutty babe with his tongue. She was dripping wet and he had all his face smeared with the fuck juices. Lola tried to get him out and suck that cock but damn was he good at worshipping her cunt!
He tried to switch kneels that he had been sitting on and she used that moment to jump off the rock and grab the manly cock. The hungry sucking she was giving those balls nearly made him cum. Stroking the fuck tool with both hands she was sucking it like a sinful nun who had been dreaming of this for years and finally had a chance to satisfy the hunger. He stood moaning while Lola gave him a deep throat blowjob with slurping and choking and hard stroking.
-Someone’s coming , - he said and Lola froze with that cock in her mouth. While he was trying to figure out if someone was actually coming or not she was motionless on her knees wrapping the boner with hot lips and swirling the top of it with her tongue. It felt good and she knew that by the hard breath of her lover.
- Noone’s there, milady. Let me park my truck in that sweet sweet place you own
- Park’em as many as you can
She turned her back to him and he gave that sexy ass a loud slap
- Oh yeah, baby, do that again
He slapped again, took his cock and fit it to her twat
- Oh, yeah, come on, come on, fuck me
He started to savagely hammer that booty hitting it with his stomach and smacking the clit with his balls. He was like a fuck machine drilling the depths of the unknown. Lola was moaning like wounded with every push that he made. She tried to stand still but boy was he fucking her hard. Her tits were shattering all ways and he grabbed occasionally one of them in turns to make her feel the slight pain of the twisted nipple. Lola couldn’t bear the pleasure of the happening and tried to delay the sweet moment of cumming but the train at her back would not let go and she cummed again and again as the fat cock squeezed deeper each time.
Lola laid her head on the stone she had been sitting on. The man knew she had cummed but kept on enjoying the pleasant friction slowly. Her legs were trembling; she sat down and turned to him. Fine red hot cock was just in front of her eyes.
- Was just about to cum, - he said
- Give it to me, boy
He came closer and she showed the stud what a tender blowjob was. Soft kissing, tender jamming with skilled handjob made him cum instantly on her face. It was a powerful cumshot with drops of it on her face and her breasts she was still stroking the cock with one hand and smearing the sperm with another all over her fascinating breasts.
That was a perfect day for a city girl on the beach with a perfect stranger making her day. What else she would want in the very beginning of her vacation?
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заказывал немного текстов, работу выполнил в срок, доволен
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Gambling
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Выполнил заказ очень быстро, качество на уровне
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а как иначе? так и работаем!
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Человек ответственно относится к заказам, пишет креативно и понимает тему, что есть не мало важно!
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Пишет, все в срок, текстами доволен !
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Очень доволен результатом. Очень грамотные тексты, а главное очень быстро всё делает. Всегда можно договорится. Вообщем я сверх доволен и в будущем буду заказывать только у него чего и всем советую.
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ТС оперативно сделал хороший перевод. спасибо! АП
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Заказывал у ТС дески–сделал все в срок и качественно
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А юридические тексты с русского на английский переводишь?
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не люблю юридические тексты. переводить-то перевожу но долго и нудно. Вобщем если никого не найдешь, то помогу конечно, но это будет не быстро.
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Crappyday, Договорились. Жди сову
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все быстро, точно в обозначенные сроки и на хорошем уровне!
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Грамотные тексты, результат точно в срок. С моей стороны возникла проблема с оплатой - обещал подождать.
Вери найс, человеческое спасибо!
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всем спасибо, приятно с вами работать
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А что с ценами на рерайт?
Не нашел что-то.
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